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Big Brother 12 Week 5 Recap: Hypocrites United!!

Week 5: It's Brenchel versus "The House"!!!!

While I haven’t had the time to catch up on RHONJ like I wish I could, I have been on top of Big Brother and the feeds. I’m going to state it loud & clear: I LIKE Rachel & Brendon. Do I believe they are innocent victims and deserve none of the attacks/insults/fights? Absolutely not, they can be annoying and insulting as shit; however, I find “the house” even MORE disgusting by comparison. Ragan & Brit have to be the most vile, hypocritical, insulting HGs since Nat, Chelsea, and James. The entire “house” does nothing but trade personal insults/attacks about Brenchel 24/7. Nothing Brenchel does is every okay with “the house.” If Brenchel segregate themselves, they are mocked for a showmance. When Brenchel comes out and tries to be civil, “the house” complains how they hate sharing the same air and how the pair “make this house unlivable.” Individually, HAYDEN, Kathy, Brit, and Ragan play nice IF Brenchel is in power and as soon as the pair are not in power, it turns into the I Hate Brenchel show 24/7.

Rach was even crying the other night “how can Britney be so pretty on the outside & ugly on the inside” because it’s true: Brit is funny & times and cute but she is a royal CUNT. Yup, my lovely CUNextTuesday has been officially switched from Ashley Holmes to Britney AND Ragan, for that matter (for the summer, at least. I reserve the right to switch it right back to Ashley’s ass as I deem fit). More often than not, Brenchel talks about a person after being attacked or backstabbed, i.e. Brit, Ragan, Kristen and Matt and usually brings it to his/her face. They do not just sit around and talk about everyone else like the rest of the house does all.day.long. I do see a difference between talking smack when provoked vs unprovoked. The house personally attacks Brenchel 24/7 and has been for weeks. It’s never smack about gameplay, it’s always personal and honestly Ragan has crossed the line between lovable gay to self-hating queen, saying some vile stuff about “taking it up the ass/old whore who trades sexy for $1000 bottles/his entire family hates him and so do we” & so on about both of them (don’t even GET me started on their nightly “tv” show entitled “Just the Tip” in reference to Brendon’s toe in which they personally attack, ridicule, and insult Brendon & Rachel). And who is there cackling right next to Ragan? Britney. Brit is a bitch who can say whatever she wants & when Brenchel retorts during an argument, she cries foul. I call BS on them all & voted for Ragan for Sabo so he can Sabo his butt right into the jury house. Do these folks not see the end game and how they may need Brenchel’s vote once the Wackade™ ( much better than Brigade, no)  implode on itself? Even yesterday Ragan & Matt were talking about the boot order & Ragan thru Brit under the bus, so lawd knows Ragan is ready to boot Kathy & Brit out so he can be 5th in a 4 person alliance he doesn’t even fully realize. Just like CBS edited Chima, they are editing the house towards Brenchel’s showmance and “the rest of the house” are innocent bystanders when that’s hardly the case AT ALL.

And let me talk about Kathy for a minute. Old sweet & lovable Mama Kathy, who spouts lessons of good sportsmanship & keeping it classy while piling on cheap mascara, throwing comps, telling us how her son gets drunk (under age, I might add, Ms. Sheriff), and chain-smoking in the backyard 24/7. When Rachel said “floaters get a life vest” after that HOH comp, she was  (IMO) specifically talking about Kristen (Rach was not sure she was in alliance other than her secret showmance with HAYDEN at the time), Ragan, Kristen, and Kathy – ALL 4 of which had NO alliances in the house by their own admission. Rach did not say anything to anyone directly BUT Kristen, so why Kathy take it personally? Oh yea, cuz she’s a FLOATER lol. Rach was happy she won HOH because she had to in order to save herself, point-blank. So now that Kathy does the same thing, it’s okay because it’s Kathy? I call BULLSHIT. Kathy screamed YES because she knocked Rachel out because “the house” hates her, Kathy didn’t get excited cuz she won (cuz she didn’t) she was simply screaming with glee in Rach’s face that SHE knocked her out the POV comp, hugged Brit in her excitement over doing so & she’s admitted it on the feeds. So Rach simply called her on it “why is it ok for you to shout with glee when you win, but I can’t?” Kathy is a hypocrite, running up to the HOH and embellishing to Ragan that “Rach was just POed cuz she picked me thinking she could beat me but didn’t.” How was Kathy’s behavior remotely classy OR good sportsmanship? This is why I side with Rach/Bren: altho they have their moments, they are more honest with disdain & their reasoning behind it then the rest of “the house.” Kathy only had a backbone cuz she was surrounded “by the house.” In addition, Kathy even told Ragan how Rach mentioned letting her sleep in the HOH during 1 of her weeks & Kathy cackled “cuz I USED you, you dumbass. I don’t like you I just used you” to Ragan. Kathy classy? Yea right. At least Rachel admitted “yes Kathy, I picked you cuz I thought I could beat you” to her face! I also saw Brenchel clap for Britney when she won. Bad sportsmanship DOES NOT equate to having to be fucking happy when the people who win are not on your side; in addition, doesn’t that make “the house” have bad sportsmanship since they rarely clap for Brenchel and barely congratulate either of them when they do win? AGAIN, I see a bunch of bitter hypocrites in “the house” and by that, I do mean the ENTIRE BB house.

If you look at Rach’s HOH history, she first put up Britney & Monet (BOTH floaters. And at the time both were making personal attacks/remarks 24/7 about everyone, but specifically Rachel, her implants, her hair, her job, her skin, etc out in the backyard). Next HOH, she put up Kristen & HAYDEN. All FOUR WERE TECHNICALLY FLOATERS since he house didn’t know about the Wackade™ and all four kept denying they were in ANY sort of alliance. Is Rachel yelling “floater’s get a life vest” so wrong when Rach has ACTUALLY targeting floaters? NOT AT ALL. In addition, all the floaters were the people actually UPSET she even said the statement, i.e. Kathy, Brit, Ragan, Kristen…u notice none of the Wackade™ were too upset by her statement other than HAYDEN who was taking it personal since his piece of ass Kristen (who had a MANfriend back home who HAYDEN did know about. How can u trust a chick shacking up with you after 1  week, which is DIFFERENT than Brenchel of course, when you know she got a man & she is effectively cheating on HIM WITH YOU?!?!?) was leaving. Once again, hypocritical. Of COURSE “the house” can dish personal attacks, but they sure as hell can’t take em and HEAVEN FORBID Brenchel attempt to defend themselves!

Brenchel literally had to win comps in order to survive to Week 5 and if they didn’t, they were always nominated and would have been evicted. I can see why Rach got so hysterically happy after winning a comp – it simply guaranteed their safety. It was not always as personal as “the house” makes it out to be, they simply use it as yet another excuse to personally attack/bash Brenchel, point-blank.

Matt used Brenchel: they had a deal that they wouldn’t put either up the week Matt was HOH and when Brenchel was HOH. Rach stayed true to that deal which is why she put up HAYDEN & Kristen, who at the time had no alliances other than their secret showmance. Was Kristen going up personal, yes cuz Kristen wanted to take the hypocritical route of “the showmances got to go” while secretly jerking off HAYDEN in nightvision, but at the same time the house condemned Brenchel for having a public showmance while Kristen & HAYDEN were having a secret showmance. Rach & Kristen were cool until after Andrew dropped that little nugget, so how was their noms personal? Nope, that was strategic IMO.

Kristen & HAYDEN both attempted and used Brenchel: offering that fake ass 4 person alliance. DUH Brenchel wasn’t stupid enough to fall for that BS, promptly slapped em on the block, and now HAYDEN is after Brenchel for personal reasons, NOT game reasons, point-blank. However, HAYDEN has been telling Brenchel a lot of info from “the house” which makes me think HAYDEN has finally realized in order to win he’s gonna need some jury votes. I can respect HAYDEN more than Ragan, Brit, and Kathy. Matt I’m on the fence about, mainly because of the imaginary disease he fictionally created about his snaggletoothed wife PLUS the fact he can’t keep his hands out of his pants.

Kathy used Rachel: flat out she admitted she used Rach when she was in power. When Rach is not in power, Kathy is right there with Brit & Ragan talking madd shit.

Britney used Rachel: from Day ONE. The only reason Brit is pissed at Brenchel is due to the fact that Rach pulled her SSA (super secret alliance) card and told Brit if she used the Veto on HAYDEN or Kristen, she would put up Lane. Then last night, Brendon correctly called out Brit on her hypocrisy. Everything between them FACE TO FACE has been gameplay, not personal: except Britney is 100% personal.

Ragan used Rachel: was only civil and her “friend” while in power. Now talks about her like a dog with his Fag Hag Britney. Ragan is truly more vile than Britney, Natalie from last year, AND Chelsia from the year before. The edit “the house” is getting on CBS rivals Chima’s IMO. Please note: the term “Fag hag” is gay slang and by no means a disrespectful jab at a sexual preference & lifestyle. As soon as Brit admitted” gays are my people” I KNEW she would become tight with Ragan and that after a while, they would resemble one another as far as catty, rude, and mean comments. Thus, Brit is indeed a FH; however, for the remainder of the season I will use the less insulting but widely accepted term Fruit Fly from this point out. Britney will hereby be officially referred to as Fruit Fly Brit™!)

My dream for Week 6: After ½ of Brenchel is evicted, the other wins HOH. Ragan & Brit are put up and the POV is not used. Brit& Ragan will become the new Brenchel/Kris+HAYDEN by default (friends that have to campaign against one another. PLUS with Ragan as the Sabo u know he will continue to throw Brit under the bus to last the 2nd week for him to get the 20k). THEN we can see if Matt uses the Diamond POV (DPOV)….actually, I’d just put Matt up there WITH Brit, see if Matt uses it on himself and then who he’s throw under the bus first – Enzo, Kathy, or Ragan. Matt didn’t use the DPOV this week so he only has next week before its void…if he uses it, he may lose the trust of the Wackade™ but if he doesn’t use it, will you be as pissed as me that another “power that can shake up the house”  does absolutely fucking nothing in the end? (HELLO there, Mike Boogie lol CHILLTOWN BABY!)

My prediction for tonight: I think if the hammies were smart, they would evict Brendon for 2 reasons:

1)      The thought of a post-Brendon Rachel meltdown is what they are drooling over. Personally, I just want to see the person left in the house get revenge on “the house” kwim? But I’d be lying if I didn’t say I preferred Rachel, one of the few actually PLAYING the game to win, to stay in the house. Ragan is NOT playing to win, Matt either..Britney, yea I can respect her game play, just not her as a person.

2)      There is no way I would NOT want to take Rachel to F2 since “the house” hates her and “the house” basically makes up the jury (except Brendon). I think Enzo & HAYDEN are starting to notice this, maybe even Matt. The rest of “the house” is so blinded by hate they fail to realize the power of taking either part of Brenchel to the end.

And if you have a chance, feel free to participate in this week’s poll: Which BB12 houseguest do you loathe the most? You can now vote without a cookie or IP log (YW, K2 lol) and you can vote as many times as you want. Let’s see what happens tonight, my friends. No matter what, I cannot WAIT to see what goes down on the live show and the live feeds, can you?

Reality TV: Spawns, Twitter Trends, & Maxine

Just who the fuck does the Real Skanks of NJ think they are? These funky bitches are basically dictating who their Twitter followers can and cannot follow? Again, Doesn’t anyone notice this I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!!! Look, I personally follow @tweetmaxine. I find her/him/it entertaining to say the least. Do I believe the shit “she” spouts? Hardly. But I sure as well don’t mind reading it lmao it’s not like I have to converse with her since I’ve been following her since before Jill-babygate and her tweets become protected. Rule #1 – be an observer, jump into the fight and u get burned i.e. blocked. Why folks find it so difficult, I do not know and I have no patience to say the lease. There is a way to get your point across without being a raging lunatic OR disrespectful and I do find a lot of fans blur the lines. Let’s be honest, at the end of the day these Real Housewives are real women with feelings…it has to be infuriating to get berated by people who “follow” you while at the same time you are only being “followed” because you are on a tv show. So it has to be a double-edged sword, no?

Having said that, who I follow on Twitter is my business. Who my followers follow on Twitter is their own business. And now that I have @ProjectLadybug following me, the MOB (Manzo/Laurita/Guidice) may blacklist me but so be it! And let me add to Jac – sweetie I got your DM yesterday. I understand, but KNEW this shyt would blow up in your face. However, sending someone you do not follow a DM is a bullshit move considering the person cannot reply back to you; therefore, I see you pulled a Caroline Soprano but answering me in such a way that prevents me replying directly to you, unlike the initial way I sent you the message in the first place. (Edited to note: You catch more bees with honey than with  vinegar? Just sayin’.)  Ladies, my Twitter 101 and 102 courses will have open registrations for both RHoNJ and RHoNY casts shortly..well ok maybe just Jen Gilbert (right Lynn? lol) and RHoNJ.

I’ve also been on a mission behind the scenes to find the elusive “Ashley” tweets…but to no avail (I NEVER want to have to backtrack thru 20+ timelines AGAIN people). How the hell the mystery tweet is such a big secret, I’ll never know. BUT, based on several of Ashley’s tweets posted around the timeframe of the tweet, I found these:

@_ashleyholmes poor christine and jillian…i hope no one says anything to them at school :/ 11:57 PM May 7th via UberTwitter

On Wednesday 19th May 2010, @_ashleyholmes said: @Jillousyness1 so then quit stalking my life? hah enough said…i’m 19…i can say what i want…i’m legal..& it’s also called freedom of speech.. this is twitter not the new york times.. i didn’t even say anything bad…i tweeted what MY FRIEND said TO ME about what DANIELLE said about ME to HIM…& i told my mom..plus she had seen my tweets already…who are you? get over it. HAHAHA and OKAY last i checked andy, and the people at bravo weren’t calling me up to say my mom’s career was in jepordy..if anything it would be mine…so if THEY aren’t worried…you shouldn’t be.. thanks. love&light;

On Wednesday 19th May 2010, @_ashleyholmes said: for those of you who feel the need to “tattle” on my to my mother…realize i’m 19…not 7…if you have a problem with me..don’t follow me..it’s that simple..my mom sees what i write on here..you don’t need to tell her too…it’s annoying.. thank you

On Wednesday 26th May 2010, @_ashleyholmes said: YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE what danielle tried to pull at this benefit…oh my god..watch what happens monday…i’m getting heated watching all of this again…she is such GARBAGE…yeah..i said it…she makes me SICK and should be ashamed

Here is my take on the entire incident, which also ties into my policy on Reality Spawns. Personality, I’m not a fan of attacking minor child of reality personalities; however, if a minor child serves as a major plot point, I have no issue speaking on them and try not to take it to a level of disrespect. Example, I previously stated I do NOT think Gia is an attractive kid – personally, I think the attitude T-Man has encouraged is narcissistic, unattractive, and not cute. It is what it is and I stand by my statements – it is my opinion, point-blank ;however, I did not make these statements on Twitter I did so on my blog and as a comment on Lynn’s blog. Ashley, on the other hand, is an entirely different situation. Ashley is 19 and by her own and our government’s definition, an adult regardless of how infantile her behavior is. I agree that it was completely out-of-place for Ashley’s followers to snitch on her tweets to her mother Jac…Ashley is a grown ass woman as confirmed by a judge who found her guilty of assaulting Danielle. So if a court of law deems Ashley an adult, Ashley alone is responsible for what she says IRL – interviews, Facebook, and Twitter. Ashley was WRONG to even speak negative comments about Christine Staub, a minor of 15 years of age. I think Ashley’s action speaks volumes about Jac’s parenting, not to say it was bad parenting but I too was spoiled and often thought it was okay to speak/mirror/echo the comments I’ve heard my family say. Not saying it’s right, but why would a 19 yo think she’s wrong for saying things she could have heard her mom/aunts/dad/or other friends of the family (Greasy Joe & T-Man) say?

Also, @Jillousyness1 I know you are around Lynn’s blog and not sure if you’ve been here yet, but can you give some insight into wtf Ashley said? Inquiring minds want to know (myself included) and I know why Lynn took a stand BUT my nosiness outweights my sense of decency! I.HAVE.TO.KNOW.DAMMIT! Feel free to email me the deets – just want a lil more clarity and readers are demanding answers LMAO I know u know 😛

If I was to EVER publicly state that an adult  my family has associations with is “garbage” my mother would track me down, no matter where I lived, and smack the shit out of me OR make me go pick a switch (old school just like Dina’s wooden spoon suggestion, natch) OR just hit me upside the head for disrespecting a GROWN adult with children. IMO you are a grown adult at 21, at which time you can do practically any and everything. Ashley is a punk ass, wannabe adult that has no concept of responsibility or respect at the age of 19, nothing more nothing less.

So to recap:

–          RHoNJ’s MOB can kiss my ass. Dina hasn’t blocked me. Jac hasn’t blocked me. None of RHoNY has blocked me AND I follow Maxine and the Laurita family mole on Twitter. If anything, more Housebitches are following me now so I must be doing something right. I would never, ever, allow such bitches to dictate who I (or my followers) can and cannot follow. (FYI – make a private follower list, VIOLA! No one can see who’s on it *wink wink*)

–          Ashley’s Tweet regarding the minor Christine was uncalled for, disrespectful, and disgusting. She has the right to say what she wants on her Twitter, but have some fucking class and do not knock on a child to spurn her mother. Mothers, on the other hand, can go tit-for-tat.

–          Reality Child < the age of 18 = only comment if they are directly involved (i.e. T-Man constantly asking (rhetorically) “How cute/smart/funny/talented is Gia?” Ummm, none of the above? But I will say Gia’s sassy attitude does work for runway. I’m ALL for Gia doing runway – print or ads with copy? Not so much.

–          The age of 18< Reality Child < the age of 21 = should have more respect for elders BUT has no right to talk ish about a minor child on a public medium. Keep it up and then Ashley’s getting into cyberstalking territory a la Eve & Vanessa on Basketball Whores

Now, who’s ready to see Jill & Bobby Z. crash the party on RHoNY tonight in additon to the continuation of the fabulous down there down there Kellamity? I AM! *getting my gummi beers & Coors Light*

Sidebar: Who knew satchels of gold was anti-semitic? I had no clue, ty mr. doctor who diagnosed Kelly via Lynn’s blog comments? lmao sorry but that was some creepy shyt, no? Didn’t that guy basically Dr. Drew Kelly “Al Sharpton” Bensimon? Am I crazy for thinking that guys is a quack who is also crazy because what real doctor would be so self-serving and narcissistic than to self-diagnois a reality heffa on a blog and THEN list his real name and credentials? Me thinks that Dr. is receiving a LOT of cancellations now, no?