BB12: Wk6 HOH/Noms Episode & Feed Spoilers 411

In order to provide feed spoilers for the masses and not spoil it for those who do not want to know things in advance, all BB posts will start with the current EPISODE followed by a bold SPOILER ALERT, and then actual feed spoilers, if any. Anyone who knows or follows me should be aware of how strongly I despise intentional spoilers especially when you are not looking for or prepared to read them. Don’t even get me started on how you can’t use Twitter during prime time because people like my beloved Gingey HAYDEN™ (hey Phil lol) will post the results to EVERY friggin show regardless if he watches them or not – similar to Facebook status updates….ok rant’s over. Let’s get into Sunday’s ep, shall we?

Due to the late timing of this recap (in finals week once again), I will not be including any feed spoilers in this post. The Wednesday POV recap will contain this week’s important spoilers/411 and will be posted ASAP Thursday morning before the Live Eviction episode.

After Rachel was evicted, the house INDEED did scramble like cockroaches, which is ironic since Brenchel calls Fruit Fly Brit™, Professor McDouche™, and Matt the “Cockroach Alliance.”

BDLane is on fire with his sound bites tonight!
–          “When Rachel left, you would see the house scatter like cockroaches No one wanted to be around Brendon because he’s a ticking time bomb now. I got Ragan & Britney coming up, trying to hide behind me. I’m not no bodyguard people, cmon, yanno it’s just BRENDON, he can’t kill you in here!”
–          “We have ropes, we got hay, we got mud out there that looks like manure. People that’s Saturday night for me, I do this on a daily basis!”
–          “I hear grunting, I hear yelling, I hear half-crying. I think when Rachel left, she stabbed Brendon with a half-syringe of rabies. Brendon, you gotta be put down this week!”

And of course, Weekend at Kathy’s doesn’t know WTF to do….I’ll give her this one, because I think she’s throwing comps. Seriously. If not, she needs to be demoted to desk duty. And of course Enzo wants the Wackade™ to win, he just doesn’t want to WIN anything himself except Luxury Comps. Although I find Enzo annoying at time, you have to admit he IS playing a damned good social game from a strategy standpoint. Enzo “the MeowMeow’s a clean cat” OMG are u serious, Enzo? I will post more on Enzo tomorrow, but let me just say his is quite the lazy, misogynistic, uncompetitive player with a good social game; he does, however, disgust me while simultaneously making me laugh & lizz!  SO we see Enzo & Hayden strike up an alliance with the remains of Brenchel…but is it real? Prolly not, but I can’t even tell anymore.

Matt: “Britney and Ragan were just an emotional mess…” (umm, should the correct grammar be “were just emotional messes” since there are two of them and “an..mess” only implies one? Just asking, I’m certainly no Mensa member like the King of Footies & Bad Tats Designed to Hide His Intelligence™. Or KoF&BTD2HHI? Which one, if either, work? Let me know lol

Isn’t it funny only FFB and McDouche™ “speak” for the “house” whereas everyone else speaks for themselves or their alliance? Important to note: for the “house” full of good sports, NO ONE congratulated Brendon for winning HOH..except a half-hearted congrats from Matt as he handed Brendon the HOH key. Also important to note: Brenchel congratulated EVERYONE who won HOH. Just saying.

Ragan: “ I just- I don’t think I can do this. I mean, to make me a Have Not a 3rd time, the BB karmic forces are out to play and to knock me down a peg.”
Brendon:  “These people had no mercy last week. why should I show it this week?”

And there goes FBB, crying to the men and as usual, they fall for it. As FFB astutely points out, she’s more of a target because she “stood up” and told Brenchel how she felt the house was being treated, and where did it get her? Escargot, eggplant, and the possibility of being nominated. What have we learned here? Sometimes it PAYS to STFU. Insert McDouche™ & FFB crying and Matt clearly pointing out they BOTH are “acting like a bunch of girls.” His words, not mine folks!

Lane [regarding Brendon’s HOH reveal] : “We were AMAZED to see that he has a family! He’s not cloned, he was not made in a scientific lab. He came from somebody!” LMAOOOOO I love BDLane more and more and do think he is playing the game with quite a good dumb/oh shucks country boy cover – similar to JT on his Survivor season, not the BS in All Stars.

FFB: “Enzo & Kathy both just make me completely sick with the way they go up there and suck butt to Brendon…..perhaps that’s why they are not in danger of being nominated.”

Okay, if McDouche™ & FFB do not want ot be there, then DON’T go to the HOH. Kristen did it. It’s not a requirement, dumbasses. If you have the balls to “stand up” to the bully, why go into the bully’s den? This is why they piss me off. All they do is bitch & MOAN when neither of them has power and then does not expect/respect everyone else doing the very same shit they are doing? At least Enzo admits its BS, but does it anyway. That’s how the game’s been played for 11 seasons, why do McDouche™ & FFB think they are special? Either you do or you don’t, but stop constantly bitching about it/contradicting yourself. AGAIN, they remind of the Friendship and any other irrational alliance that think they are holier-than-tho while doing the same, if not worse, crap from both a game & personal perspective. And yes, the same goes for Brenchel, but at the same time they truly had a target on their backs for the first 5 weeks. Technically, only FBB has been on the block before, not Ragan, so McDouche™ needs to stop playing the martyr. I swear he has a cross in his luggage!

Wonderful CBS editing wants to make sure viewers FORGET the inappropriate reach-around hug FFB gave Lane on eviction night, instead making us watch footage to “confirm” their relationship is strictly friends, like a bro/sis relationship. I call BS on this. I believe Lane wants more, but does respect FFB is engaged. I still believe A) there is NO Nick b) Lane IS Nick or C) Lane is related to or best friends with Nick, similar to Maggie/Cappy. (ok I have seen the 1 Nick interview floating around, but how does that really prove THAT dude is Nick? Why couldn’t Lane be Nick? Seriously?)

Enzo & HAYDEN are talking in the bathroom, possibly trusting Brendon more than Matty. No kidding, fellas. The pair just want Brendon to do their dirty work getting rid of Britney. Sidebar: can a jury member REFUSE to vote? Cuz seriously, I respect game play so if neither finalist actually played the game (and no, throwing comps when you have an alliance with the numbers is NOT an effective strategy IMO). Play hard or go home dammit. MeowMeow & HAYDEN have a decent strategy: let’s target Brit/Ragan, break up the Wackade™’s side alliances so that BDLane comes back, and THEN bring in Brendon. Sounds like Matt is already on the Wackade™ shit list, perhaps he should chill on the broshowmance with Ragan, which has definitely taken a turn for the kinkier. (Sidebar: Matt made a very interesting comment the other night after Enzo “pulled a butt muscle” in the pool, saying something to the effect of “Ragan can stretch that out for you” without missing a beat. NO one told Matt to STFU, yet McDouche™ believes Matt, who is still lying about his wife (Snaggletooth lol) and the phantom illness, prefer to exalt him on high as a pillar of trust & integrity. Yea, you know I cannot wait for Ragan to see everything and realize he got played by a straight man (or a bi man, as I really can’t tell if this is just part of Matt using his sexuality regardless of sex, if he’s truly buddy-buddy with Ragan, or if he’s genuinely flirting with Ragan). I also really cannot tell if they really want to bring Brendon in or just using him to get Brit/Ragan out. Me be confused!!

And here comes the big HOH faux pas of the week IMO. Brendon wants to tell everyone about his nominations, which I still do not understand. If you have NO allies in the house, why should your hand? Although I can tolerate Brendon to a point, especially without Rachel, honestly do not want him to win right now – my ONLY exception to this is if Brendon makes F2 and if the other person played a crapier game than him; for example, KATHY THE USLESS SHERIFF. As I tweeted to LynnNChicago Tuesday, if Brendon does win BB12, I will write a separate blog post in which I personally apologize for the post I wrote about Professor McDouche™ to RAGAN HIMSELF. Bring it, Lynn lol.

McDouche’s ™Sabo tasks: make ppl think there’s a ghost, tell everyone there’s a secret alliance & the Sabo will expose them when the time is right (tie it back to Annie). Can I just say again how LAME this is. Not only did Annie as Sabo did NOT get suggestions from the viewing audience (since viewers were not told directly she WAS the friggin Sabo) but I do not recall her being able to choose from several – I distinctly remember her being TOLD what task to do next. Not only is Sabo 2.0 recycled and unoriginal, but WHY can McDouche™ potentially earn 20k from simply repeating ANNIE’S TASK MESSAGE? This is unbelievable, unacceptable, and pisses me off, quite frankly. And the Sabo message stated, and I’m paraphrasing here “You were unsuccessful in getting me out of the game. You also have been unsuccessful in locating or evicting the Life Long Friends (LLF). Sometimes the least obvious pair is the most obvious. Here’s a hint, it’s a pair, one male-one female.” On one hand, I actually like the paranoia Ragan’s message caused considering there is only 2 females left in the BB HOUSE, there are still THREE FEMALES LEFT IN THE GAME. I can see this as foreshadowing for Wednesday’s episode, can’t you? Ragan is right, the level of paranoia and the lack of common sense is amusing to say the least. If Kathy & Britney was smart and spoilers aside, I would have been quick to bring up Rachel as the third since the Sabo message never mentioned their eviction, just that the current hammies have been unsuccessful in eliminating the Sabo from the game at all. Big difference, right? FFB™ & Weekend at Kathy’s are not smart at all, or at least not too swift on the uptake with CBS editing included.

Have Not food: Escagot & Eggplant. I would have been happy as a pig in shit, lemme tell you. It’s still NOT slop in comparison to older seasons that had only slop or PB&J, WTF!?!?!?! I wonder how Enzo correctly guessed snails – for someone who’s adamant he’s not the Sabo, he’s words & actions clearly support the possibility he could be.

The Bromance/Showmancew/Ragan’s getting played-mance: So Ragan & Matt strategizing together, Ragan insulting Brendon’s intelligence based on him nominating them this week. Matt astutely points out they have NEVER seen Brendon’s gameplay, they just lumped him into his showmance (and honestly, gave Rach all the credit for every move they made like Brendon has not won 2 POVs on his own. Not that those POVs were handed to him by Rach as Ragan has handed 2 to Matt). Ragan points out the 2 of them, unlike the rest of the house, actually go thru with the deals they make, which is BS. Didn’t Matt make a deal with Brenchel not to put em up for 2 weeks AND put em up in the 2nd week? And although Ragan literally when BSC over Brenchel calling his and Matt’s “relationship” an alliance, do they DO have an alliance ?? And the cherry on top: Ragan has repeatedly put Matt’s integrity on a pedestal. Ragan proclaims him & Matt “are a package deal” and Matt is quick to DR the fact his “showmance” partner is willing to basically screw up his game by defending him to Brendon “going to fight a battle for his MAN.” Pot, meet kettle, but more on that below.

Campaign-to-HOH time:
Ragan: In typical Professor McDouche™ fashion, he upholds Brendon to some sort of contradictory standard. Ragan has known Matt & FFB for a month, yet swears his allegiance to them both, practically falling over the sword to prevent either from being evicted, while Matt says insulting remarks about Ragan, his sexuality, AND the fact Ragan is completely enamored over Matt, a man he knows his married AND has only known for a few weeks. How is this ANY different than Brenchel. Now Ragan has some strategy showing and I like it – THIS is the Ragan I like, slightly catty in DRs, but playing the game for the viewers to see. (Since so many ppl do not understand I do not have to like everything a player does in the game but I can respect gameplay & strat when I see it. I call it like it is, I’ve said that from day one). Ragan makes some good points, no one would suspect him & Brendon are working together and I appreciate he clarified he would “100% swears he would not put Brendon up as a nom or replacement nom”; however, Ragan has showed his true colors to Brendon before so even if you take the personal attacks aside, how could Brendon EVER really trust Ragan enough to except that deal? True to form, 3 seconds later in a DR Ragan admit he would never HONOR such a deal with Brendon – but you do recall in the paragraph above that Ragan stated how him & Matt where the ONLY people in the house who make good on their deals. Yup, here’s the kettle rearing its ugly head again. Brendon admitted Ragan’s offer was compelling and also admits he cannot FORGET Ragan’s treatment of Rachel. Take note, Brendon didn’t say he couldn’t forgive Ragan, simply he could not FOREGET it; therefore, I would say Brendon is indeed playing the game now that his horribly red-dyed, unbeweaveable distraction known as Rachel Riley is gone, wouldn’t you? And Brednon also admit he doesn’t want to just jump into Ragan’s alliance plan & put all his eggs in one basket, so he goes into the BY and asks to talk to FFB. You know, FFB who is on the block and feels she doesn’t need to seek out the HOH to prevent her nomination like every other nominee usually does. She is special, yall!

Enter FFB: Ever the hypocrite, basically tells Brendon any and everything, including how he “will have a person on his side if she plays in POV” and kissing his ass while repeatedly maintaining that she hates people who kiss the HOH’s ass because they currently have power even if they do not like the person. She tells Brendon he can COM-PLET-LY trust her, then promptly insults him in the DR. Isn’t it ironic that one person doesn’t really trust another after a personal attack, but both McDouche™ and FFB insult Brendon further for not jumping on their bullshit offers? I’m telling you, this season’s hypocrisy knows no bounds! If Brendon took either or both up on their offers, they would be LMAOing at his ass and calling him a dummy. If Brendon doesn’t take either or both up on their offers, they would STILL LMAO at his ass and call him a dummy! Damned if ya do, damned if you don’t, huh neaderTAL? Brendon showed his hand once again by throwing Lane’s name out to FBB as a replacement nom. UGHHHH if Rach was still in the house, she would remind Brendon to STFU and stop saying so much, which ironically is what Rach did a lot to Brendon. Hey, maybe these “scientists” really have a chance of making their relationship go outside the BB house! Why not? Jeff & Jordan did it, but then again Jordan is WAY cuter than Rachel. PLUS, she won 500k, so I think Rachel looses to Jordan on a couple of counts lol.

Pre-Nom introspective montage time:
Fruit Fly Brit™ knows she’s going up 1000% a la Randy Jackson because she stood up to the neaderTal. (I still don’t think Brit realizes while she did go head-to-head with Brenchel, Ragan has gone even farther and much earlier in the game. Plus, I do believe Brendon respects gameplay BUT he screwed himself out of nominating her by telling her upfront, a move that Rachel would have surely forewarned him about if she was still there. Yet didn’t Brendon pour over the BB rule book, cuz I know that basic HOH rule HAD to be in there.)
Lane has a bad gut feeling he’s about to go up, but he TRUSTS the Wackade™ and KNOWS his boys got his back.(This from a guy who doesn’t even know the correct name for Raisin Bran, a cereal that has been out for over 83 years. BTW, have you seen Lane jerking off in the shower yet? Not sure if he’s got two scoops, but it’s funny nonetheless!)
Professor McDouche™ pontificates that he is the only person who would make deal Brendon and keep it, contrary to him telling Matt & the DR he was bullshitting and would never keep a deal with “a bully.” Ragan then goes on to insult Brendon, calling him a coward and illogical the entire time.
Matt has the DPOV, blah blah blah none of this week matters but I don’t want to go up anyway look at my footies!!
Brendon debate s if should be play for himself or get revenge for the skank that he loves after a month?(At least Brendon is getting some ass outta Rachel, Ragan’s just getting led on by Matt, so who is REALLY the dummy of the pair?)

Brendon’s Noms: Ragan and Lane (Did anyone else notice the sword/knife-cutting  sound when the keys were pulled? Dunno if it’s new or if its due to the key’s metallic materials

Brendon’s nomination Speech: Guys this was the toughest decision I’ve had to make in the house. You guys can fight to stay. I want everyone in the house to FIGHT to be here.  I want to see competitors. And I want the last 2 people standing to have FOUGHT to the end. No floating by, everyone fights to win.

Post-Nomination DR’s:
Prof. McDouche™ aka Ragan, while not being surprised to be nominated, again declares Brendon to be a coward for not taking his offer. Yup, in Ragan’s narcissistic world, it’s his way or the highway. Accused Brendon of playing emotionally in order to seek revenge on someone he has only known for 5 weeks, unlike Ragan’s devotion of Matt, yet Ragan has cried more from Thursday to Nom ceremony more than Brendon has in the past 5 weeks.
BDLane be PISSED to be on the block. Insert your fave Brendon insult here, but Lane is coming after Brendon
Enzo is FURIOUS right now.
FFB is shocked she wasn’t nominated, still doesn’t trust him, and is smart enough to figure out maybe the noms are part of Brendon’s strategy.
Brendon doesn’t care what people think, it’s HIS HOUSE/HIS RULES, he’s doing it for him and Rachel!
Weekend at Kathy’s is….probably sleeping OR chain smoking in the BY.

DING DONG! Doorbell! Are you as sick as me, waiting Grodner stretch this week out when we all KNOW who’s at the door and the madness that ensued? Are you excited to see the CBS edit of the madness tonight? Let me know in the comment and feel free to vote in this week’s poll“Which BB12 houseguest do you loathe the most?” which will be closing tomorrow prior to 8PM EST!

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    • ted
    • August 18th, 2010

    ISToni… I enjoyed (and pretty much agreed with) your recap… clever and well written with one exception… I recoiled when I saw you use the term ‘prolly’ instead of probably… that is my pet peeve… please don’t let me see ‘putter’ in place of computer. We’re good otherwise. Well, actually I’m not to happy with Britney being referred to as ‘Fruit Fly’. I’m fine with the other nicknames, and think ‘Weekend at Kathy’s’ should win an award.

    • LMAO Ted I’m sorry, but between this blog and being in my final week of classes (I go to school online, new class every 5 weeks, no break in between) I do tend to abbreviate/shorten certain words when typing 10k a week on a low-ball average…prolly for probably is one of them, sorry lol. I promise I will NEVER type puter or putter instead of computer, but I would type comp; however, since I do appreciate loyalty, I will make sure prolly or comp do not appear in tomorrow’s blog hahahaha.
      I cannot take credit for Weekend at Kathy’s, it was coined on Hamstertime, to my knowledge. A few weeks back she made some comment about Weekend at Bernie’s and someone mentioned how Kathy was like Bernie – basically dead weight getting carried around. It’s stuck every since 🙂 I’m curious as to why you do you not like Fruit Fly? By her own admission, gays are her people and I really do not think she would be so friendly with Ragan is he wasn’t gay, thus she’s like the fly that incessantly hovers around the bowl of fruit.

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